21 Reasons Why Stevie Wonder Should be President

Hi.

Struck me today that Stevie Wonder would be a far better president than Barack Obama, imho.  Not being a racist, I decided to tease Obama without regard to the color of his skin.  (Not doing so would be racism, from my perspective.)

So, I offer you 21 reasons why Stevie Wonder would be a better president than Barack Obama.  (Or you.)


#1 - Stevie Wonder would never hug the Queen of England the first time they met.  The Queen of England, however, would hug him.

#2 - Stevie Wonder would not waste as much time as Obama playing basketball.

#3 - Stevie Wonder would unite Democrats and Republicans.  All he'd have to do is address a joint session of Congress and say, "Lemme hear you say, YEAAAAAHHH!"  (Dems: "Yeah!")  (Reps: "Yeah!")  (Conservatives: "All righty now!") (Liberals: "Save the whales!")

#4 - If Stevie Wonder went on TV to address America, EVERYBODY would watch.  Especially if he sang "Superstitious" to investors who were afraid of the stock market.

#5 - Stevie Wonder would give great speeches without relying on a Teleprompter.

#6 - It doesn't matter that Stevie Wonder is black.  He'd be cool if he were green and had Martian feelers on his forehead.  Even you are more cool than Obama.

#7 - Stevie Wonder knows what it's like to be in business.  He knows what it costs to hire people.  He knows what it's like to have a job and earn a living.

#8 - Stevie Wonder could get Martha and the Vandellas to get the wackos in London to dance in the streets, not riot.

#9 - Stevie Wonder could pay off the national debt by airing White House dinners and the entertainment afterward on pay-per-view television.

#10 - Stevie Wonder knows what it's like to overcome a handicap without blaming it on George W. Bush.

#11 - Stevie Wonder would appreciate my writing and care that I am out of work.  He would hire me to write his speeches.

#12 - Stevie Wonder would give us a cool holiday for August: Take a Honky to the Hood Day.  White folks could learn that actual human beings live there and that they're just as afraid of white people as the white people are of blacks.  White people could try to teach blacks to drink green tea and eat turkey burgers.  Blacks could try to teach whites to eat fried chicken and ribs and watermelon without getting it all over themselves. 

#13 - Stevie Wonder would not let his mother-in-law live in the White House.

#14 - Stevie Wonder would not be afraid to let Hillary Clinton speak in public.

#15 - Stevie Wonder would be afraid to let Joe Biden speak in public.

#16 - Stevie Wonder would serve White House dinner guests fine bottled wine in individually wrapped small paper bags just to watch the expressions on their faces.

#17 - Stevie Wonder would put cool rims on the presidential limo.

#18 - Stevie Wonder would never abandon Israel, because he knows what it's like to be hated just because you are in the minority.

#19 - Stevie Wonder would make public transportation for the poor a higher priority than flying 200 people to Honolulu for his vacation.

#20 - Stevie Wonder would not be afraid of punks, like the creep who rules Iran, and he would not allow America to be bullied.

#21 - Everybody already loves and trusts Stevie Wonder.  People PAY to see him.  He doesn't have to read the polls to know what Americans want and need.  If he ran America like a good concert, we'd all be happy, working and we'd be better dancers.

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How many reasons could you add?  Worthy suggestions will be posted below.

May God bless President Obama.  And Stevie Wonder.

I wish Obama well.  I only wish I could bid him "Farewell!"
:~)